Thursday, October 26, 2023

Brief Topics, Cruising the Midi Canal and Finally Getting Warmed Up - an anecdotal/antidotal morning at Early Birds!



Dear Members, Friends and Guests,

In honor of our late DTM Kip, TM Pam did a Universalist Unitarian Halloweenish invocation that got us right in the mood.

DTM Mary Helen is preparing us for upcoming contests by providing us with 2-word topics.  We found out that..

* TM Marie loves so-called holiday savings, recently on Prime Day her husband stocked up on grass-fed, prime t-bones to be cooked with some obscure kitchen utensils I have not heard of before.
* I, Ana, have experienced a few second chances and have more than likely missed quite a few, but I'm on alert for future ones to come.
* TM Emmanuel is keenly aware that time starts ticking the minute we exit Mom's womb and is determined not to miss a minute of it!  He Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM Jose consults Saint Google (officially canonized in Spain) to make a tortilla, to walk The Camino, and he originally thought the name was dumb.  Who would have thunk??  Spanish citizens are ready to revolt at the prospect of a St. Google taxation without representation.
* TM Randolph is trying to teach his daughter to press the dishwasher button after loading.  (Note: daughter is pushing 30, but she's making progress).
* TM BeckyJo gets helpful tips from crime movies, and exerts gentle pressure on a victim's elbow or hand fingers to make them compliant.  She's losing patience so straight marching orders are best.
* TM Paolo recalls his first time as a Table Topic speaker, an unforgettable disaster that motivated him to become an accomplished adrenalin-filled impromptu speaker.
* TM The Tom asks "What? What?" when asked to remind someone of something.  Who can remember anything anymore??
* DTM Jim D.'s most frequent plea is "Forgive me! Forgive me!" - it's much easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission - motion is usually NOT granted.
* TM Pam and her husband mark their glass door to the garage with dry erase markers and then cannot even figure out who, out of the two, wrote it or what for.  One example is "ANTS".  Huh????

We were in for two outstanding prepared speeches.

* TM Ricardo delighted us with an educational speech about his trip with his sisters down the MIdi Canal, built by Louis XIV, who took 2 baths in his life and was surprisingly NOT decapitated - no one could get close enough to him with the smell.  He used great visuals of the canal views.  More to come!
* TM Aleta recited the Cremation of Sam McGee, who from Tennessee had the not-so-great idea to go gold prospecting in the Yukon, where he happily welcomed being cremated in a warm furnace instead of spending one more second in the freezing cold.  She Won Best Speaker Award.

As far as evaluations go...

* TM Paolo thoroughly enjoyed TM Ricardo's educational speech and is currently booking a canal cruise by gondola in Italy. He's already got the Captain's hat as a prop.  He Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM Randolph marvels at TM Aleta's capacity to make such great eye contact by looking straight at the camera.

The Words of the Day were

ANECDOTE, noun
A short or amusing story about a real person or incident.

ANTIDOTE, noun
A medicine taken or given to counteract a poison

Example:   A good anecdote about a headless mouse is the best antidote against  early morning somnolence.   It awakens your senses IPSO FACTO (look it up in Saint Google)

Our dates for Evaluations/Table Topics and THE OTHER contest (following today's theme, I can't remember contest of what) have been set for November 30 and December 14.

Stay tuned and get more dry erase markers for murky Notes To Self.

Here's the link to the recording.

See you next week!

Ana I.
Recap Writer

Friday, October 20, 2023

Fwd: Meeting link


Logical Fallacies, Centering Prayer and Watercolors - a morning of alacrity at EarlyBirds!

Dear Members, Friends and Guests:

Recap done a posteriori - based on experience gleamed from the impeccable recording.

TM Aleta started us off with an invocation that irrefutably demonstrated that kids are as bratty today as they were in the times of Socrates (470-399 BC (before computers). Ahhhh.  some things just never change!

TM The Tom did a Sequel of a Logical Fallacies deck of cards.  We found out that...

* TM Ricardo's favorite movie is Bambi, which to him symbolizes Ad Hominem, pure and simple.
* DTM Mary Helen abhors to quoque - attacking opponents by criticizing them.  What cheap shots.  That's because she's not a politician...
* TM Aleta's profession makes her adroit with persuasive influence and leads her to presentation mastery with unequivocal engaging humor and there you go! She's completed all 11 Pathways, pretty much.  She Won Best Evaluator Award. 
* TM Chris is convinced that social media appeals to our emotions (it's all about the likes) and 200 hours of video are uploaded every minute to YouTruuuube. Get a handle, people!
* DTM Jim D. has good anecdotal practices and disarms opponents with storytelling rather than confusing them with boring statistics.  It really works!
* TM Jim very smartly accepts that begging the question is futile in spousal circular arguments.   One person is invariable right, and the other is the husband.  

Along came prepared speeches....

* TM Marie suggested we use silence to find out what God is doing within us, make a steady commitment to stillness and keep returning to your sacred word...   "A Man's Reach is Further Than His Grasp - Or What's a Heaven For?"
* TM Pam was able to share the screen with us of the results of her watercolor hobby, and we were keenly aware that in her watercolor world, pelicans eat dandelions in a field of magnolias all because of the extra salt of the earth.  She Won Best Speaker Award.

As far as evaluations go...

* Returning TM Paolo was impressed with TM Marie's message of seeking the presence of God but her speech would have more spiritual breath and depth if given in Italian... or at least in Latin.  Per secula seculorum!  Ite, missa est.
* TM Terri praised TM Pam for her audience awareness, her comfort level, and inspiring us to persist with alacrity in sharing screens while the pelicans eat Florida Pink Shrimp.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

ALACRITY, noun
Brisk and cheerful readiness

Example:  Let's all brush up on our Latin with alacrity, people!  Get your Trosetta Strome out of that closet, NOW!

Here is the link for the recording: 

See you next week!

Ana
Creativitas Scriptor


Thursday, October 12, 2023

Link to the recording


https://youtu.be/NTngZ_W2L0k


Cognitive bias, A Killer Project and On The Road for Turkey Time - it's all in the giving at EarlyBirds



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

After a thoughtful invocation and a humorous pre- Halloween trifecta of jokes, TM The Tom launched us in Table Topics about Cognitive Bias, bequeathed to him by our late DTM Kip.

We were to discover that...

* TM Terri has an ingroup bias to one of her groups, where members understand parenting crazy offspring and even find humor in it.  She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM Pam bought a typewriter B.S. (Before Selectrix) and was suffering from sunk cost bias, or giving up the $5 it cost you because today its cost is negative $100.
* TM Randolph experiences bystander effect out of not knowing, not from indifference, and thinks it's best left that way.
* TM Marie believes in the placebo effect because after all, it's all about attitude and centering prayer.
* DTM Mary Helen's mind is made up so please don't confuse her with the facts.  She suffers from acute confirmation bias.

We then moved on to (2) outstanding prepared speeches...

* Soon-to-be-officially crowned DTM Aleta definitely went through the wringer succumbing to her weakness for volunteering.  Her murder mystery party with casino involved resulted in a near-real-life murder, three downed dealers and croupiers and a hefty fund collection for a worthy cause.  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* DTM Jim D. and his HOG did 50,000 motorcycle miles to alphabetical Florida city (except X which is vacant) and presented photographic evidence to quality.  The HOG raised over $4000 for underprivileged families.  

As far as evaluations go...

* TM Marie commended DTM Aleta for turning into Kenny Rogers' The Gambler and knowing when to fold 'em, and when to hold 'em   She Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM Chris praised DTM Jim for showing us a little bit of crazy indeed and his good use of slides.  A formal petition is under way in Tallahassee  to rename Yeehaw Junction,  Zeehaw Junction East.

As TM Pam pointed out, today's prepared speeches showed that the public speaking and leadership skills we acquire in Toastmasters are applied to worthy causes in our communities.

The Word of the Day was

LIE, verb or noun

Be or assume a horizontal resting position

As a noun: the way, direction or position in which something lies.

Example:  He was getting familiar with the lie of the streets.  

This word caused a chronic state of confusion in the group, between lay, lie, lied, laid.  TM Chris is working on a syllabus for a 40 minute workshop.  More will be revealed, and that is not a lie.

The link to the recording will be forthcoming.

See you next week!

Ana I.
Recap Writer

Thursday, October 5, 2023

Pondering, What Does That Button Do and Communication Styles - aficionado morning at EarlyBirds!



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

We were led in a thought-provoking invocation by TM The Tom about listening rather than talking.

First-time Table Topics Master Jose had us thinking even deeper... We soon found out that...

* TM Jim G., like his fellow adult males around the planet, trembles in fear at the sound of 4 words from his wife "We need to talk".  It led to 25 years of married bliss.
* TM The Tom thinks what he believes is right but recognizes that others may not be in agreement.
* TM Marie chops onions vigorously and continuously to keep her tear ducts duly irrigated.  She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM BeckyJo differentiates living - grabbing life - versus existing - no joie de vivre, no raison d'etre, and other Frenchisms - while bending down to tie your shoes.
* TM Pam gets lost in reading books but lives versus exists by devouring boxes upon boxes of chocolates.  La visible difference!!
* I, Ana, believe that it's best to try and fail than never to try at all - one of the many childhood myths I had to unlearn.
* TM Aleta's best years were her mid thirties, when she stayed out of trouble but managed to have fun, fun, fun!!

Along came the prepared speeches...

* TM Chris reminded us that life began in 2007, with the advent of the first I-Phone.  You can talk on it, play solitaire, share location, track your wandering husband, and fulfill a stalker's delight.  The trick is to STAY CURIOUS, friends!  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* A posthumous video of DTM Kip's speech was shown where he evolved from a dictatorial communication style in 2018 to a mellow, supportive, non-analytical style in 2021.  It worked much better to inspire EArlyBirds to do Pathways!  He Won Best Posthumous Speaker Award.

Regarding evaluations...

* TM Pam reminisced about the scary early days of computers and praised TM Chris for modeling excellent TM behavior.  Pam is poised to become DTM -Don't Time Me - in the blink of an eye.
* First time Evaluator TM Terri admired DTM Kip's exercise in introspection and it was a great learning experience for her.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.  Good job, Terri!

The Word of the Day was

AFICIONADO, noun

A devotee who likes or knows a lot about a subject.

Example:  Bulls are definitely not bullfight aficionados.

The link to the recording will be provided later on.

PS In this glitchy technological day, my GMail's underlining capability has disappeared into the void.  

See you next week,

Ana I.
Recap Aficionado


Thursday, September 28, 2023

Various Topics, New Projects and Procrastination - we reached our Zenith this morning at EarlyBirds!




Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

We were delighted to be visited by our Area Director, TM Tim, who was immediately voluntold to be our Grammarian and did a superb job!

He also announced that there will be an Officers Meeting this coming Saturday September 30 at 3 pm.  Plan to be there!  More details to follow.

First time Table Topics Master TM Emmanuel led us on thought-provoking topics, some of them accompanied by visual aids.  Great job, Manny!  We were to discover that...

* I, Ana, would plant chrysanthemums, bouganvillae and perennials - if only I could grow a green thumb first to replace my biological purple thumb.
* DTM Jim D. almost bought a real horse for his young daughter but when he realized horses only have ONE Horsepower, he went for a Harley Davidson instead.
* TM Jose's scariest movies were The Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby and Black Friday Part 1.  Now audiovisual effects in regular movies are scary enough for him! He Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM The Tom believes CALIF stands for Come And Live In Florida, and he likes everything about Florida except unmentionable storm systems.
* TM Chris is partly responsible for the antitrust movement because she cannot refrain from shopping -and returning- stuff on Amazon.  It's just so easy!
* TM Marie, on the other hand, prefers to shop in person, experience the mall, chat with the clerks, try on 50 pairs of shoes and find the ones that fit her ever-growing feet.   Different strokes for different folks!

Along came prepared speeches...

* TM Pam has undertaken a new hobby/project to combat her non-finisher condition.  Her watercolor paints and a bit of salt turn her magnolias into flamingos and dandelions into zebras.  The sky's the limit!  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* TM BeckyJo gave us an Easy Guide to Procrastination: tv series, move to the paradise Someday Isle, do mundane tasks, snooze the clock and show up last minute to improvise your speech.  Impressive!

As far as evaluations...

* TM Jim G. greatly enjoyed TM Pam's new hobby, her vocal variety, her polifacetic nature, and volunteered to evaluate her again at the end of October although he will be traveling in Iceland. Nothing stops a TM evaluator!
* TM The Tom was totally impressed by TM BeckyJo's genuine authenticity and pointed out that he is the King of Procrastination to her role as Queen.  He Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

ZENITH, noun

The time at which something is most powerful or successful.

Example: The above definition is true, except when referring to our parents' Zenith TVs and radios back in the 50s.  Not quite!!

See you next week!

Ana
Recap Writer







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5LJrJNPAwY,


Thursday, September 21, 2023

A benevolent morning at Earlybirds



Dear members,
We are all wishing both Ana Illsen and Terry Montealegre speedy recoveries from their respective surgeries. We had several vacancies this morning, but with a large dose of benevolence and a few cloned members, here's how it went ... please be benevolent when I butcher this as I try to channel Ana's humor - Chris
We welcomed Carmine Tuozzo from Corpus Christi to our meeting, but he had the good sense to leave before we called on him for Table Topics. Good to see you Carmine - come back any time! Also joining us as a guest/past member was Terry Scheckwitz. We promised to keep them on the maillist in hopes of seeing them again.
In a newly minted segment called "An Educational Minute" TM Chris vowed to help us all navigat pathways and she succeeded in making her point (over many minutes) that it is confusing by getting totally lost.
Then TM Chris led us in Table Topics continuing on the theme of the 60s. We learned that
  • TM Aleta listened to Creedence Clearwater Revival whenever she needed to find the bathroom - she won best Table Topics
  • TM Randolph had to make up stuff about the British Invasion and the war of the bands
  • TM BeckyJo remembers exactly where she was when Kennedy was shot. 
  • TM Tom Quinn also remembers exactly where BeckyJo was when Kennedy was shot
  • TM Terry Sheckwitz saw with her own eyes when a man walked on the moon, contrary to those that think it was a video created by Artificial Intelligence
Then came the prepared speeches:
  • TM Marie Rock crawled her way out of the covid era to teach us how to crawl into our own silent space to counteract the noise all around us
  • TM Jim Guld showed us how to tame an unruly audience as he showed us how Toastmasters taught Lionel Messi to be a leader. He won Best Speaker
For Evaluations
  • TM Chris thought Marie was being very brave to stand up for the camera after crawling to get there. She won Best Evaluator
  • TM Randolph wanted to see Jim's face as he slayed the unruly mob while giving a serious speech.

See you next week,
Chris Guld - acting recap writer

Sunday, September 17, 2023

EarlyBirds' 60th Anniversary Party / a quaint recap



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

Yes, the awaited day finally arrived!  All of us who were alive then and pretty much missed the Sixties gathered together in person and via Zoom to share our fuzzy recollections.  And, those of us on Zoom, we were there to watch those who were Chez Mary Helen and Jim's gobble down Jim G' s mysterious corned ham (which had some of us doing deep research) which originates in a teeny tiny pocket of the Eastern Seaboard, population 10 and 1 local diner); tortilla de patatas (tooorteeella de paaataataas for those of Anglo ascendancy), Manchego Cheese with Truffles flown in directly from Spain, healthy salads and other delicacies too abundant to mention here.  One thing became clear, once and for all:  When EarlyBirds celebrate together, food is a-plenty!!
Soxties' Attires abounded:  Chris and Jim in their best 60s garb - which we heard they still use frequently on lazy weekends); Pam in her Peter Pan blouse and Virgin Pin (a circle pin given by a guy to a girl in the 60s to show that they were dating. It was also a symbol of one's state of virginity.  The pin was worn on the left side which meant you hadn't "done" it yet.  When you "did it" (usually on the second date), you switched it to the right side.  Source: Google).  The puzzling part is that rumor has it that Grant gave Pam this pin just last week - and she wore it on her left side.  To quote one of Pam's favorite expressions:   Hummmm.....  Marie had a spouse-assisted inserted bandana and brought an upside down, inside out pineapple apricot berry torte which only requires 2 bowls for preparation.  Marie likes to "keep it simple"! Terri wore herself out with a hobbled run on a broken foot to the mega grocery store but still donned her 60s apparel with full makeup and became the self-proclaimed Table Topics Timer.  Go Terri!  And lastly, our Aleta came as quintessentially bubbly Aleta, with red Lolita sunglasses, a side braid, a Bolivian poncho and a backdrop of Woodstock, Southwestern Pennsylvania, no more and no less.  Throughout the party, she steadfastedly kept up with the food consumption of those at the Days'.
I may have missed a few but you get the idea.

And then came the (senior) moment of truth:

Table Topics Topic:" What Do The Sixties Mean To You?"  Here are some of the highlights...

* Pam's husband Grant went to college in the 60s and never left, until he retired in 2020 (according to Pam's mental records)...  Sort of like Hotel California...
* Terri and her bestie used to parade themselves on the Miami Beach boardwalk in a skimpy bikini and cut out shorts - without a Virgin Pin, because by then it was already the 70s.
* Marie grew up in an isolated stretch of land and when she got her driver license, she managed to run into the single solitary mailbox in 50 miles, again and again.  And never found signs of civilization anywhere.
* Aleta disobeyed her older (by 3 months) roommate's advice and went on an amazing LSD trip in LA where the music notes of Do You Know The Way To San Jose? floated in midair. More to follow when she sobers up...
* Mary Helen was a goody two shoes who yearned to graduate from hand-me-downs to buying her own sizes.  You've come a long way!!
* Barefoot BeckyJo tried to have us believe that all she did was swim, swim, swim in the Sixties.  Yeah, right!  
* Pam saw herself on the Hollywood Oscars stage and took the opportunity to  lecture us on the systemic racism of bla bla bla bla.  All to distract us from her Virgin Pin.  Let the record show that she defied the timing reminder, too.  Still a true hippy at heart! We love you Pam!
* Jenny felt right at home amidst her old EarlyBird friends after a brief lapse of 10 years (she knows because it's her dog's age) and reminisced about being crowned Queen (with a tiara and all) in her suburb's 1968 Green Asparagus Pageant.  Great to see you Jenny!
* Jose fondly remembered his double life as a long-haired hippy in his American High School in Madrid and his close encounters with the pesky, stuck-up, prude, virtuous, crew cut Spanish guardia civil (national police force).  Narrow escapes, too!
* I, Ana, after years of therapy, still cannot get over the fact that Top Hit American Pie was banned in Spain for being considered heretical and I had to clandestinely buy it at a high price in the black market ran by sons and daughters of the US military based in Spain.
* Jim D was gearing up to become a Harley rider and husband of Mary Helen, and he has successfully achieved his goals from the Sixties.
* Randolph was not even born in the Sixties but he affirmed that his Mom had a really really good time in the Sixties, so he proudly makes that his own experience!
* Jim G looked like still alive Willie Nelson and unequivocally stated that his long hippy hair is made of his own real hair from the Sixties.  We believe you, Jim!
* Chris reconfirmed what we already knew:  she was anti-everything in the Sixties, and now, wisdom and maturity have made her anti-protest.  Peace, sister!
* Victor got confused and thought we were giving prepared 15-20 minute speeches instead of 3-minute Table Topics.  Oops, he made a wrong turn somewhere and missed the real Prepared Speeches meeting!

Great party and a great time was had by all - hither and thither, there and yonder, beneath and beyond.  

Till next time!

Ana
Party Recap Writer


Thursday, September 14, 2023

Then and Now, Now and Then, and Then and Now - a day of reminiscing at EarlyBirds!



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

Newly inducted TM Terri led us on a beautiful invocation in the Christian tradition.

That started us off on a very special and unusual meeting, commemorating our Club's 60th anniversary!

TM Pam led us in Table Topics referring to THEN and NOW.  We soon found out that...

* Guest Miki is searching for a job in Kumamoto, Japan, and implored us to recite  "Hire Miki, Hire Miki" across the miles to help her find a great job!
* TM Terri 'fessed up that she was a goody two-shoes on the outside THEN, but she was trying different things and she was smoking funny things.  More will be revealed in future speeches!
* TM Marie missed a lot of special moments with loving people because she was too busy making grocery lists.  Now she orders online.
* TM Randolph was the dude who spoke to his firstborn in utero pre-birth and dressed up in a tux to make a good impression upon the baby's arrival. He Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM Jim G. wistfully reminisced that music was better in the 60s and 70s - Steely Dan, The Eagles, Chicago, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and the band before Wings.  A playlist is in the works for Saturday!
* TM Jose likes now better than then because he's retired and doing what he likes, and he appreciates the good use of G{S technology, which allows us to find our destination without those pesky printed maps.

We had two extraordinary speeches by 3 speakers today.  All of them said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a ..... " to the Timer and it was well worth it!

* TM Chris has been in TM since birth in a Club appropriately called the Alaska Gnomes and has finally gotten on the Pathways track to set a good example to the rest of us.  Just pick Dynamic Leadership and get on with it, people!
* DTM Mary Helen and TM Aleta, aka The EarlyBird In Its Infancy members, reminisced about our late founders, Virginia Hettinger, Neil McLaren and Kip Barkley - gone but not forgotten!  What it was like, then and now.  The Ahs were still counted and dinged. The camaraderie was present, and the Grand Slams were the icing on the skillet, if you will.  .  

We received the surprise visit of our one of early members, TM Carmine, zooming in from Texas and immediately putting the Timer on Standby Alert.  Great to see you, Carmine!

And then came the Evaluations...

* TM Randolph was awed by TM Chris's teaching skills while giving us a birdseye view from 1,000 ft above straight onto Pathways.
* TM Jim G. reminisced about his first days at Denny's, and did not give out his secret recipe for corned ham.  You must be present to eat!!  He Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

HARBINGER, noun
An indication of things to come

Example:  The corned ham TM Jim G. is preparing is a harbinger that the party will be well attended!  

Have fun at the party!  Some of us will Zoom in - same login as the weekly one.

Here's the link to the recording:


See you soon!

Ana I.
Recap Writer

Thursday, September 7, 2023

End of summer, An Unlikely Journey and Ice Cream - a mercurial morning at EarlyBirds!





Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

We inducted our newest Member, TM Terri.  Welcome to EarlyBirds, Terri!

TM Chris visually took us to end-of-summer pictures which were worth 1,000 words... We discovered that...

* DTM Jim D. reminisced about his times in le gay Pareee, having croissants and baguettes at the foot of the Tourrrr (guttural 'r')  Eiffel...
* TM Emmanuel didn't realize that Anhingas (aka snakebird, water darter, water turkey) are secretly scuba divers!
* TM Ricardo chases time zones worldwide so he can experience 6 summers per year.  He encourages us to try it - Argentina, Cascais, Denia, here we come!
* Guest Margalee lived in California, a country of its own, and greatly enjoyed the view from the Golden Gate Bridge into Alcatraz, Sausalito and Tiburon!!!
* TM BeckyJo lives in the Venice of America and her former Italian employer rowed a gondola on the Intracoastal for the Boat Parade party.  She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* Guest Nett was last spotted after the meeting headed for a nearby fish market to buy king crab... for breakfast!!
* I, Ana, had to be lifelined about Mt Rushmore and its view from the Canadian side...  Research it, please, you'll see.

We had a fabulous icebreaker speech today...

* TM Terri (real name is unpronounceable by Gringos) revealed her heart-wrenching tale of escaping Communism and reaching the shores of freedom!  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* DTM Mary Helen's sweet delights speech took us down the path of yesteryear (and right now too) with  the ding-a-ling-a-ling of ice cream trucks,  coffee frappes, hot fudge sundaes, and Haagen Dasz 2 for 1 Publix offers we can't resist.

Along came evaluations...

* TM Pam, like the rest of us, was deeply touched by TM Terri's Terrifying Tale of Escaping from Cuba as a 7-year-old, only to fall in the hands of unscrupulous greedy 'foster' parents.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM The Tom is coming over to neighbor DTM Mary Helen's freezer to pick up all of her ice cream reserves.  Just mindful of her dietary concerns, you see.

The Word of the Day was

MERCURIAL, adj.
A rapid and unpredictable change of mood.

Example:  Freddy Mercury had a mercurial birthday and is currently orbiting around Planet Mercury playing Mercurial Rhapsody.

We hope the Terri Fan Club will continue to visit us!  Everyone is welcome to our Club's 60th Anniversary Party on September 16th chez DTM Mary Helen and Jim D.'s.   A Zoom alternative will be available for geographically-challenged members and friends.

Here's the link to the recording:


See you next week!  

Mercurially submitted,

Ana I.
Recap Writer 



Thursday, August 31, 2023

Idioms, Constitutional Thriller and Fashionistas of the 60s - edgelording at EarlyBirds!



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

TM Marie inspired us with an invocation about possibility.

TM Aleta led us in Idiomatic Table Topics.  We soon learned that...

* TM Jose uses "Pardon My French" when he curses in the US and "Pardon my English" when he cur ses in France.
* TM Emmanuel thinks "with flying colors" means booking flights with different airlines.
* DTM Mary Helen had a very erotic fantasy visualizing slathering butter and gobfuls of jam to edgelord her dietetic protocol.
* TM Randolph would rather abstain from "cutting the mustard" and cutting the cheese because inevitably he's left with cleaning up the dishes.
* TM Terri (welcome back!) pointed out the importance of wearing her heart on her sleeve, although the Miami summer heat keeps her sleeveless.
* Guest Nett falls  "head over heels" often in honor of her Southerness but mostly for her edgelord son.
* Guest Millie stated that her grandsons are "the apple of her eye" and they are of the Golden Fuji variety.
* DTM Jim D. says the best thing since sliced bread is... sliced bread with a slather of butter and gobfuls of jam. Get it???? He Won Best Table Topics Award.

Along came the prepared speeches...

* TM Tom kept us with baited breath by presenting us with a ctituional thriller, in which we did not know if the unkown person was caught in flagrante delicto (or infraganti with his married lover) and it turned out to be a 1700s incarnation of Jackson or Travolta.  Don't miss the next episode!
* I, Ana, revealed my condition of hyperthymesia which led me to get hired with go-go boots into a maritime non-prostituion ring which ended with mandatory 3-month summer vacations.  I Won Best Speaker Award.

And as far as evaluations...

* DTM Mary Helen attested that she has never heard a cliffhanger speech of the constitutional variety in all her years in Toastmasters.
* TM Marie is seriously considering wearing hot pants and going disco-dancing again real soon.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

EDGELORD, noun

a provocative person, especially online.  

Can be used as a verb, as in "I like edgelording others.  It beats plain old-fashioned confrontation.

Here's the link to the recording:


See you next week!

Ana I.
Recap Writer

Thursday, August 24, 2023

Labor Day Memoirs, Let's Win, How to Sleep Productively - lots of denouements at EarlyBirds!



Dear Members, Guests, and Friends,

TM Marie launched us off with denouements around Labor Day.

We discovered that...

* TM Randolph is searching for the balance between sacrifice and priorities - now that Back to School is in full swing.
* Guest Miki is looking for her dream job in Japan - torn and confused between food and drinks, IT or school management.  What will be the denouement?
* TM BeckyJo's work advice is "Show Up, Be on Time, Put Your Stuff Away and the only wrong question is the one you don't ask.
* TM Ricardo's first work experience led to his penchant for the French words which bring about happy denouements.
* TM Jose changed industries several times and in all of them made long and lasting friendships from all walks of life.
* TM Tom developed the brilliant skill of keeping his mouth shut.  That was a result of common sense and situational awareness. He Won Best Tasble Topics Award.
* TM Pam's 2023 Summer Highlight is in the works, includes ripping out torpedo grass in her yard and the EarlyBirds 60th anniversary.
* DTM Jim D will ride his bike on Labor Day and work (for free) on his Honey Do List.

And then came the prepared speeches...

* TM Aleta has joined Area 13, 14, 15, 16 as Contest Master and Area Director and is determined to win this thing together - first by organizing the contest in 2024, in direct contrast to disorganized contests of years past.
* TM Chris showed us how to make money while we sleep.  All we need to do is create a website, training videos, YouTube programs, write Books and start blogs, learn HTML, Dream Weaver, Cold Fusion, infusions, Profusions and Delusions,  Wordpress and we're all set! Piece of cake!  She Won Best Speaker Award.

As far as evaluations....

* DTM Jim disappeared at midpoint into the ethernet and in true team fashion, the eval was concluded by TM Tom.  They both agreed TM Aleta has great clarity, which will greatly assist TMI's lack thereof.
* TM Randolph totally enjoyed the superb sound effects of the speech and wishes all teachers used them to convey the message, not the mess.   He Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

DENOUEMENT, noun

The outcome of a situation, when something is decided or made clear.  
Example:  I waited for the denouement of the story before drawing erroneous conclusions.

By courtesy of our Proxy Voters, the Gs, we watched the First Place speaker at the International Convention.  She demonstrated, once again, that you can participate in a Triathalon even if you don't know how to swim or bike by simply focusing on the running portion of it and gesticulating a lot when you tell the Tall Tale.  Thanks Jim and Chris!

Our first-time Grammarian, TM Ricardo,  came up with the Best Grammar Trophy to TM Tom for most flowery language symbolized by the phrase "I learned to shut my mouth."  Ah, the irony of it all!..... Great job, Ricardo!!

Here is the link to the recording....


See you next week!

Ana I.
Recap Writer 

Thursday, August 17, 2023

Self-created Table Topics, Magical History Tour and Caterpillars and Larvae - variety is the name of the game!


Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

Our meeting was all about flexibility, improvisation, omissions and spontaneity today. 
We skipped the Invocation and the Joke but we enthusiastically recited The Pledge of Allegiance, yes siree, we did!!

Our Topic Master, Tom, had spent inordinate amounts of time preparing a topic and then decided, last minute, to leave all the work to the participants.  We had to pick our own Topic!

We thus found out that...

* DTM Jim D. couldn't hurkle-durkle on his last trip as he had to catch one crack-of-dawner flight after another!
* I, Ana, am reading Bacardi and the Long Fight for Cuba as I hurkle-durkle with a Rum & Coke (aka as The Lie, formerly Cuba Libre) while flipping the pages.
* TM Jose told us about a remarkably humble musician named Rodriguez who made it big in South Africa and remained in construction to hurkle-durkle instead of rewriting his employment history.
* TM Ricardo used the theory behind Eat, Pray, Travel to reconnect with his 3 sisters, who taught him how to understand complicated females without even trying!
* TM Marie today celebrates her anniversary to a creative Rock who designed a fairytale wedding and whose marriage has succeeded mostly thanks to the precipitation levels of rain  in Fort Lauderdale.  She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM Pam recently found out that wasp larvaes are carnivore, not vegan.  Attention everyone - more will be revealed in Part II.
* TM Aleta thinks she lives in Dull City, USA, a minuscule section of the large cosmos, where she sits on various Boards, is a labor mediator, a John Deere tractor troubleshooter, a brush-cutting, tree-chopping, fireplace stoker, and other 'minutae'. 

And then came the terrific prepared speeches...

* TM Jose took us on a Magical History Tour of the Principality of Andorra, a tax haven for influencers under 25 years of age who like to golf at high altitudes and pledge allegiance to France's Emmanuel Macron and the Bishop of Urgell (a third cousin twice removed of Richard the Lionheart and his illegitimate son Philip of Cognac).  
* TM Pam gave vivid comparisons of her own life metamorphoses versus Kafka's charming roach story and is ever so grateful that her soul is timeless and although her hands tell a weathered story, her spirit is still a teenager's, so she's been practicing the Limbo Rock - how low can you gooooo???   She Won Best Speaker Award.

As far as evaluations go...

* TM Tom praised TM Jose's spiritual message of his golden labradoodle riding on a cable car barking at the lowly cows below.  Jose's impressive library collection so impressed him that he suggested Jose blurs it next time.  He Won Best Evaluator Award.
* DTM Mary Helen unequivocally stated that TM Pam's speeches render her, MH, speechless and that it's a good thing hummingbirds have not been able to eat us due to a challenging size discrepancy between our two species.

The Word of the Day was

HURKLE-DURKLE, noun

200-year-old Scottish word meaning to lie in bed or linger about when one should be up doing things.

Example:  Hurkle-Durkle is the reason the Scots's expertise focuses on time-travel tv series versus working on improving their accent so everyone besides other Scots can understand them.

Here's the link to the recording:

See you next week!

Ana
Recap Writer 
Hurkle-Durkle not for now