Thursday, May 28, 2020

Are You Talking to Me? A Seat In Heaven, Have a Compost Day! A fun EarlyBird meeting

 


Dear Members, Guests and Friends:

 

Avid photographer TM Chris stirred our photographic memories with intriguing questions:

 

  • Returning TM Lisa marvels at how wealthy she would be if for a few decades she had not ordered doubles of pictures of random people she knew for a fact she would never see again in her life.  However, she singlehandedly kept old Eckerd Drugs (precursor of our current drugstores for you millennials in the crowd) in business quite a while longer.
  • TM Beckyjo is just not that interested in herself and does not like how she looks on camera.  Selfies are not her forte.  Her forte is taking pictures of packages she ships to prove in Court to the carrier parcel service that packages leaving her premises are immaculate, not torn and tattered as some arrive at destination.  Check your cable networks soon for a TV miniseries called The People vs The Freight Forwarder Turned Vandalizer.
  • TM Jose has wedding albums from two weddings in two continents.  He is censored from access to the first.  He has a hair fetish, however, which will cause perplexity and consternation in future generations seeking his family legacy.  Thousands of pictures of all hair, no face.  He Won Best Table Topics Award.
  • TM Mildred vehemently states that she is not one for losing pictures.  Phone to PC to folder transfers assure that. Then she prints them and puts them into albums and is now sending her 5th invitation for family members to come and retrieve their albums.  So far no RSVPs have been received.
  • Guest Terri loooves taking pictures although she quite doesn’t know why.  It has progressed into taking pictures of random inanimate objects she casually encounters.   She and her therapist are working hard to uncover the source of this tendency.  Stay tuned.
  • TM Jeff reminisced into the very distant past – about 4 years ago- when people took pictures and actually announced to the other protagonists they were going to post them on social media platforms.  Oh, the very idea….

 

Then came prepared speeches….

 

  • TM Aleta pondered the wisdom of knowing your audience before launching on a motivational speech.  She indicated she most enjoys self-talk because she really likes talking to intelligent people and hearing what they have to say.
  • I, Recap Writer, aka Long Tall Ana, had to give up my seat in Heaven due to an uninhabited confessional whose window screen was below my view. On a positive note, I reached many shelf summits as a good overreacher.  I Won Best Speaker Award.
  • Master Composter TM Pam awed us with a well prepared, inspirational Composting speech with a plethora of shared screen graphics.  Composting, she revealed, doubles up as a substitute for many  exercise disciplines.  She Won Most Improved Speaker.

 

And then we had loving Evaluations….

 

  • TM Tom enjoyed TM Aleta’s speech and pointed out that it’s not what we say, it’s what other people hear.  As TM Aleta herself realized, it’s not always possible to walk in other people’s mocassins (is that PC anymore?) okay, someone else’s penny-loafers.
  • TM Yvonne, a self-defined slow-getter, recommended that I (Ana of Wuthering Heights) pause longer between funnies to give listeners a chance to get it.  She liked the history part and brought up the Yin and the Yang  – as a short person relying on a tall person to reach for those top shelves.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.
  • TM Carmine praised TM Pam with an alliteration (TM Carmine’s all-time  highest form of praise), dedication, discipline, devotion.  However, he thinks a “behind-the-graphics switcharoo” may have taken place and a Compost-Speaker-For-Hire gave the speech, as we did not see TM Pam for the duration.

 

 

The Word of the Day was:

 

PRECIPITATE, verb

 

1)To hasten the occurrence of

2)To fall to the surface in the form of condensed water, snow, hail, sleet.  (Condensed milk need not apply).

 

Here's the link to today’s recording

https://youtu.be/oO6FdgdBDmo

 

See you next week!

 

Ana

Outgoing Sargeant-at-Arms

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Who Am I? A Young Man's Journey and Zoomland: The Tour - a varied day at Early Birds Toastmasters!

 


D

ear Members, Guests and Friends,



TM Pam – who moved to Orlando in the blink of an eye- launched us off with the colors of the rainbow… We learned that…


  • TM Astrid loves RED, to her it symbolizes To Dare, so she’s sporting a RED car and contradicts naysayers by driving like a turtle to avoid traffic tickets, while she posts DARE TO BE ME affirmations on every flat surface she can find in her environs. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
  • I, your perennial Recap Writer, mused about the fact that orange is a happy summer color, especially when eating a Navel orange or buying a Florida license plate. Not so much when wearing an orange jumpsuit at the state penitentiary.
  • TM Kip is convinced that we currently live trapped in yellow silos – for lack of a submarine – and seeks out people clever enough -in his understanding- to agree with him on everything, including the cacophony found in news outlets.
  • TM Aleta is a professed gardener and totally believes that GREEN is the color of immortality and money. She has lovingly tended to her immortal garden. In an intelligent aside, she remarked that she not interested in the political implications of green energy and the future.
  • As Van Gogh famously said, without BLUE there is no YELLOW, and being that TM Jose is in the hair care business, he declared that blue is the only color that will remove that pesky yellow hair color we all wear at times. He also pondered the fact that due to Van Gogh’s one-ear situation, he would not have been able to hold up a face mask during the quarantine, would have ended up in an orange jumpsuit with an ankle bracelet trapped in a yellow silo with a cacophony of voices in his head.
  • TM Marie thinks of VIOLET as shrinking violets (aka shy people), but in Toastmasters we call become EXPANSIVE VIOLETS by DARING to be while wearing red in our yellow silos.



Next, we moved on to prepared speeches. What a treat we had today!


  • TM Mildred delighted us with her Icebreaker “Who Am I?”. A highly-educated, single parent for 30 years, she fondly recalled her first meeting at EarlyBirds, all those many years ago, where she was the only pepper, and where she thrived! Relocated to Orlando in 2012 (is Orlando becoming the new EarlyBird virtual headquarters?), Zoom has made it possible for her to reconnect with us. She Won Most Improved Speaker Award.
  • TM Tom’s storytelling skills shone today and he told us the story of a powerful wolf in wolf’s clothing who tried to take Tom’s lamb away. As a courageous shepard, Tom let the wolf know,. loud and clear, that the lady is NOT a tramp! Way to go, TM Tom!
  • TM Jim G. inspired us to use Zoom and gave us some very helpful tips and practical ideas to make the best out of this technology that has been thrust upon us. Boomer Zoomers, that’s who we are! (notwithstanding the GenerationXers and Millenials in the room). He Won Best Speaker Award.



As for evaluations….


  • TM Chris pointed out that TM Mildred’s icebreaker was very inspirational to all of us. Mildred has already improved various aspects of Zoom technology to be at camera level and suggested she work on her vocal variety and looking more closely at us through the camera. She Won Best Evaluator Award.
  • Visiting TM Sarah praised TM Tom for a memorable storytelling speech with descriptive phrases which will remain in our minds long after today’s meeting.
  • TM Jeff commended TM Jim G. for his technology expertise and his (and TM Chris’s) generosity in sharing their knowledge with us. Perhaps integrating a story into it would make it more experiential – sort of Zoomeriential.



The Word of the Day was



CACOPHONY, noun



Random, wild sounds that make little or no sense.



Ex.: The committee in my head is loud and produces a great deal of cacophony.



We have a new slate of officers which will be inducted on July 1, 2020:



President TM Jeff R

VP Education DTM Kip B

Treasurer DTM Jim D

Secretary TM Tom

VP Membership DTM Mary Helen D.

VP Public Relations TM Joe G.

Sargeant-at-Arms TM Jim G.



Thank you to the outgoing officers for our participation in making EarlyBirds a fun and interesting club.

Welcome to the new officers and congratulations!



I apologize for not having copied the link to the UTube recording. Totally slipped by the cacophony in my head….



See you next week!



Ana I.

Outgoing Sargeant-at-Arms

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Earlybird meeting May 14, 2020

 


Somehow this meeting got missed.

I don't have a recap for it.

I found it to add because it has Chris' "My Yeti" speech.

Thursday, May 7, 2020

A Morning of Exaggeration, Embellishment and Outright Lies: Early Bird Tall Tales At Its Best

 




Dear Members, Guests and Friends,



We dispensed with Table Topics and got right down to Tall Tales. And we learned that….


  • DTM Kip is a time-proven meanderer of rural prairies with lonely bulls and no, if you’re thinking this was Spain, you guessed wrong. The setting was none other than manicured landscaped Boca Raton, Florida near an ALF.
  • TM Joe had us in stitches with his family summer trip to Canada when he was 14 years old when Sicilian tempers, dropped down pants, mosquitoes feasting on old Uncles’ butts and seeing things that could never be unseen. It’s certainly “a mad, mad, mad world!”
  • At the not-so-gentle insistence of his wife, TM Carmine has drank Lysol repeatedly during the pandemic but so far it hasn’t killed him, although he’s squeeky clean inside. His wife has not given up. Stay tuned.
  • I told a story of love and betrayal, starring a Cuban couple with very long names, lots of Cuban food, Santeria, infidelity and a happy ending with impotence caused by a Tofu overdose. More will be revealed.
  • DTM Mary Helen told us of the difference between her – good natured, sweet, innocent – and her evil identical twin Maureen – excitable, wicked, twisted – who is actually the one who attends EarlyBirds in her stead.
  • DTM Jim D. told us about one of his flights on Aeroflot, a Russian version of a Cartagena de Indias bus with chickens and supplemented by lots of free-floating vodka, consumed mostly by the pilot.
  • TM Aleta is a consummate repurposer and recycler, using her lab retriever’s hair to spin a yarn and show off a Lab Retriever coat which she uses to light up her home made lint fire starters in those cold Pennsylvania winters.
  • TM Tom told us about the Taming of the Crew – his 4 children- during a vacation by car to visit Grandma up north. They barely survived the anarchic fighting and Tom’s wife started him on a Tofu diet ipso facto.



TM Jim G. kept us on time and gave a great general evaluation of the meeting. We had a number of returning EarlyBirds and guests who said they will come back.



The Word of the Day was EXAGGERATE, which needs no further explanation. Lies, lies and more lies.



Below is the link to the recording of the meeting in YouTube.



https://youtu.be/BmrK4TvU5lg



See you next week!



Virtually yours,



Ana

Sargeant-at-Arms