Thursday, September 28, 2023

Various Topics, New Projects and Procrastination - we reached our Zenith this morning at EarlyBirds!




Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

We were delighted to be visited by our Area Director, TM Tim, who was immediately voluntold to be our Grammarian and did a superb job!

He also announced that there will be an Officers Meeting this coming Saturday September 30 at 3 pm.  Plan to be there!  More details to follow.

First time Table Topics Master TM Emmanuel led us on thought-provoking topics, some of them accompanied by visual aids.  Great job, Manny!  We were to discover that...

* I, Ana, would plant chrysanthemums, bouganvillae and perennials - if only I could grow a green thumb first to replace my biological purple thumb.
* DTM Jim D. almost bought a real horse for his young daughter but when he realized horses only have ONE Horsepower, he went for a Harley Davidson instead.
* TM Jose's scariest movies were The Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby and Black Friday Part 1.  Now audiovisual effects in regular movies are scary enough for him! He Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM The Tom believes CALIF stands for Come And Live In Florida, and he likes everything about Florida except unmentionable storm systems.
* TM Chris is partly responsible for the antitrust movement because she cannot refrain from shopping -and returning- stuff on Amazon.  It's just so easy!
* TM Marie, on the other hand, prefers to shop in person, experience the mall, chat with the clerks, try on 50 pairs of shoes and find the ones that fit her ever-growing feet.   Different strokes for different folks!

Along came prepared speeches...

* TM Pam has undertaken a new hobby/project to combat her non-finisher condition.  Her watercolor paints and a bit of salt turn her magnolias into flamingos and dandelions into zebras.  The sky's the limit!  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* TM BeckyJo gave us an Easy Guide to Procrastination: tv series, move to the paradise Someday Isle, do mundane tasks, snooze the clock and show up last minute to improvise your speech.  Impressive!

As far as evaluations...

* TM Jim G. greatly enjoyed TM Pam's new hobby, her vocal variety, her polifacetic nature, and volunteered to evaluate her again at the end of October although he will be traveling in Iceland. Nothing stops a TM evaluator!
* TM The Tom was totally impressed by TM BeckyJo's genuine authenticity and pointed out that he is the King of Procrastination to her role as Queen.  He Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

ZENITH, noun

The time at which something is most powerful or successful.

Example: The above definition is true, except when referring to our parents' Zenith TVs and radios back in the 50s.  Not quite!!

See you next week!

Ana
Recap Writer







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Thursday, September 21, 2023

A benevolent morning at Earlybirds



Dear members,
We are all wishing both Ana Illsen and Terry Montealegre speedy recoveries from their respective surgeries. We had several vacancies this morning, but with a large dose of benevolence and a few cloned members, here's how it went ... please be benevolent when I butcher this as I try to channel Ana's humor - Chris
We welcomed Carmine Tuozzo from Corpus Christi to our meeting, but he had the good sense to leave before we called on him for Table Topics. Good to see you Carmine - come back any time! Also joining us as a guest/past member was Terry Scheckwitz. We promised to keep them on the maillist in hopes of seeing them again.
In a newly minted segment called "An Educational Minute" TM Chris vowed to help us all navigat pathways and she succeeded in making her point (over many minutes) that it is confusing by getting totally lost.
Then TM Chris led us in Table Topics continuing on the theme of the 60s. We learned that
  • TM Aleta listened to Creedence Clearwater Revival whenever she needed to find the bathroom - she won best Table Topics
  • TM Randolph had to make up stuff about the British Invasion and the war of the bands
  • TM BeckyJo remembers exactly where she was when Kennedy was shot. 
  • TM Tom Quinn also remembers exactly where BeckyJo was when Kennedy was shot
  • TM Terry Sheckwitz saw with her own eyes when a man walked on the moon, contrary to those that think it was a video created by Artificial Intelligence
Then came the prepared speeches:
  • TM Marie Rock crawled her way out of the covid era to teach us how to crawl into our own silent space to counteract the noise all around us
  • TM Jim Guld showed us how to tame an unruly audience as he showed us how Toastmasters taught Lionel Messi to be a leader. He won Best Speaker
For Evaluations
  • TM Chris thought Marie was being very brave to stand up for the camera after crawling to get there. She won Best Evaluator
  • TM Randolph wanted to see Jim's face as he slayed the unruly mob while giving a serious speech.

See you next week,
Chris Guld - acting recap writer

Sunday, September 17, 2023

EarlyBirds' 60th Anniversary Party / a quaint recap



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

Yes, the awaited day finally arrived!  All of us who were alive then and pretty much missed the Sixties gathered together in person and via Zoom to share our fuzzy recollections.  And, those of us on Zoom, we were there to watch those who were Chez Mary Helen and Jim's gobble down Jim G' s mysterious corned ham (which had some of us doing deep research) which originates in a teeny tiny pocket of the Eastern Seaboard, population 10 and 1 local diner); tortilla de patatas (tooorteeella de paaataataas for those of Anglo ascendancy), Manchego Cheese with Truffles flown in directly from Spain, healthy salads and other delicacies too abundant to mention here.  One thing became clear, once and for all:  When EarlyBirds celebrate together, food is a-plenty!!
Soxties' Attires abounded:  Chris and Jim in their best 60s garb - which we heard they still use frequently on lazy weekends); Pam in her Peter Pan blouse and Virgin Pin (a circle pin given by a guy to a girl in the 60s to show that they were dating. It was also a symbol of one's state of virginity.  The pin was worn on the left side which meant you hadn't "done" it yet.  When you "did it" (usually on the second date), you switched it to the right side.  Source: Google).  The puzzling part is that rumor has it that Grant gave Pam this pin just last week - and she wore it on her left side.  To quote one of Pam's favorite expressions:   Hummmm.....  Marie had a spouse-assisted inserted bandana and brought an upside down, inside out pineapple apricot berry torte which only requires 2 bowls for preparation.  Marie likes to "keep it simple"! Terri wore herself out with a hobbled run on a broken foot to the mega grocery store but still donned her 60s apparel with full makeup and became the self-proclaimed Table Topics Timer.  Go Terri!  And lastly, our Aleta came as quintessentially bubbly Aleta, with red Lolita sunglasses, a side braid, a Bolivian poncho and a backdrop of Woodstock, Southwestern Pennsylvania, no more and no less.  Throughout the party, she steadfastedly kept up with the food consumption of those at the Days'.
I may have missed a few but you get the idea.

And then came the (senior) moment of truth:

Table Topics Topic:" What Do The Sixties Mean To You?"  Here are some of the highlights...

* Pam's husband Grant went to college in the 60s and never left, until he retired in 2020 (according to Pam's mental records)...  Sort of like Hotel California...
* Terri and her bestie used to parade themselves on the Miami Beach boardwalk in a skimpy bikini and cut out shorts - without a Virgin Pin, because by then it was already the 70s.
* Marie grew up in an isolated stretch of land and when she got her driver license, she managed to run into the single solitary mailbox in 50 miles, again and again.  And never found signs of civilization anywhere.
* Aleta disobeyed her older (by 3 months) roommate's advice and went on an amazing LSD trip in LA where the music notes of Do You Know The Way To San Jose? floated in midair. More to follow when she sobers up...
* Mary Helen was a goody two shoes who yearned to graduate from hand-me-downs to buying her own sizes.  You've come a long way!!
* Barefoot BeckyJo tried to have us believe that all she did was swim, swim, swim in the Sixties.  Yeah, right!  
* Pam saw herself on the Hollywood Oscars stage and took the opportunity to  lecture us on the systemic racism of bla bla bla bla.  All to distract us from her Virgin Pin.  Let the record show that she defied the timing reminder, too.  Still a true hippy at heart! We love you Pam!
* Jenny felt right at home amidst her old EarlyBird friends after a brief lapse of 10 years (she knows because it's her dog's age) and reminisced about being crowned Queen (with a tiara and all) in her suburb's 1968 Green Asparagus Pageant.  Great to see you Jenny!
* Jose fondly remembered his double life as a long-haired hippy in his American High School in Madrid and his close encounters with the pesky, stuck-up, prude, virtuous, crew cut Spanish guardia civil (national police force).  Narrow escapes, too!
* I, Ana, after years of therapy, still cannot get over the fact that Top Hit American Pie was banned in Spain for being considered heretical and I had to clandestinely buy it at a high price in the black market ran by sons and daughters of the US military based in Spain.
* Jim D was gearing up to become a Harley rider and husband of Mary Helen, and he has successfully achieved his goals from the Sixties.
* Randolph was not even born in the Sixties but he affirmed that his Mom had a really really good time in the Sixties, so he proudly makes that his own experience!
* Jim G looked like still alive Willie Nelson and unequivocally stated that his long hippy hair is made of his own real hair from the Sixties.  We believe you, Jim!
* Chris reconfirmed what we already knew:  she was anti-everything in the Sixties, and now, wisdom and maturity have made her anti-protest.  Peace, sister!
* Victor got confused and thought we were giving prepared 15-20 minute speeches instead of 3-minute Table Topics.  Oops, he made a wrong turn somewhere and missed the real Prepared Speeches meeting!

Great party and a great time was had by all - hither and thither, there and yonder, beneath and beyond.  

Till next time!

Ana
Party Recap Writer


Thursday, September 14, 2023

Then and Now, Now and Then, and Then and Now - a day of reminiscing at EarlyBirds!



Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

Newly inducted TM Terri led us on a beautiful invocation in the Christian tradition.

That started us off on a very special and unusual meeting, commemorating our Club's 60th anniversary!

TM Pam led us in Table Topics referring to THEN and NOW.  We soon found out that...

* Guest Miki is searching for a job in Kumamoto, Japan, and implored us to recite  "Hire Miki, Hire Miki" across the miles to help her find a great job!
* TM Terri 'fessed up that she was a goody two-shoes on the outside THEN, but she was trying different things and she was smoking funny things.  More will be revealed in future speeches!
* TM Marie missed a lot of special moments with loving people because she was too busy making grocery lists.  Now she orders online.
* TM Randolph was the dude who spoke to his firstborn in utero pre-birth and dressed up in a tux to make a good impression upon the baby's arrival. He Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM Jim G. wistfully reminisced that music was better in the 60s and 70s - Steely Dan, The Eagles, Chicago, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and the band before Wings.  A playlist is in the works for Saturday!
* TM Jose likes now better than then because he's retired and doing what he likes, and he appreciates the good use of G{S technology, which allows us to find our destination without those pesky printed maps.

We had two extraordinary speeches by 3 speakers today.  All of them said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a ..... " to the Timer and it was well worth it!

* TM Chris has been in TM since birth in a Club appropriately called the Alaska Gnomes and has finally gotten on the Pathways track to set a good example to the rest of us.  Just pick Dynamic Leadership and get on with it, people!
* DTM Mary Helen and TM Aleta, aka The EarlyBird In Its Infancy members, reminisced about our late founders, Virginia Hettinger, Neil McLaren and Kip Barkley - gone but not forgotten!  What it was like, then and now.  The Ahs were still counted and dinged. The camaraderie was present, and the Grand Slams were the icing on the skillet, if you will.  .  

We received the surprise visit of our one of early members, TM Carmine, zooming in from Texas and immediately putting the Timer on Standby Alert.  Great to see you, Carmine!

And then came the Evaluations...

* TM Randolph was awed by TM Chris's teaching skills while giving us a birdseye view from 1,000 ft above straight onto Pathways.
* TM Jim G. reminisced about his first days at Denny's, and did not give out his secret recipe for corned ham.  You must be present to eat!!  He Won Best Evaluator Award.

The Word of the Day was

HARBINGER, noun
An indication of things to come

Example:  The corned ham TM Jim G. is preparing is a harbinger that the party will be well attended!  

Have fun at the party!  Some of us will Zoom in - same login as the weekly one.

Here's the link to the recording:


See you soon!

Ana I.
Recap Writer

Thursday, September 7, 2023

End of summer, An Unlikely Journey and Ice Cream - a mercurial morning at EarlyBirds!





Dear Members, Guests and Friends,

We inducted our newest Member, TM Terri.  Welcome to EarlyBirds, Terri!

TM Chris visually took us to end-of-summer pictures which were worth 1,000 words... We discovered that...

* DTM Jim D. reminisced about his times in le gay Pareee, having croissants and baguettes at the foot of the Tourrrr (guttural 'r')  Eiffel...
* TM Emmanuel didn't realize that Anhingas (aka snakebird, water darter, water turkey) are secretly scuba divers!
* TM Ricardo chases time zones worldwide so he can experience 6 summers per year.  He encourages us to try it - Argentina, Cascais, Denia, here we come!
* Guest Margalee lived in California, a country of its own, and greatly enjoyed the view from the Golden Gate Bridge into Alcatraz, Sausalito and Tiburon!!!
* TM BeckyJo lives in the Venice of America and her former Italian employer rowed a gondola on the Intracoastal for the Boat Parade party.  She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* Guest Nett was last spotted after the meeting headed for a nearby fish market to buy king crab... for breakfast!!
* I, Ana, had to be lifelined about Mt Rushmore and its view from the Canadian side...  Research it, please, you'll see.

We had a fabulous icebreaker speech today...

* TM Terri (real name is unpronounceable by Gringos) revealed her heart-wrenching tale of escaping Communism and reaching the shores of freedom!  She Won Best Speaker Award.
* DTM Mary Helen's sweet delights speech took us down the path of yesteryear (and right now too) with  the ding-a-ling-a-ling of ice cream trucks,  coffee frappes, hot fudge sundaes, and Haagen Dasz 2 for 1 Publix offers we can't resist.

Along came evaluations...

* TM Pam, like the rest of us, was deeply touched by TM Terri's Terrifying Tale of Escaping from Cuba as a 7-year-old, only to fall in the hands of unscrupulous greedy 'foster' parents.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM The Tom is coming over to neighbor DTM Mary Helen's freezer to pick up all of her ice cream reserves.  Just mindful of her dietary concerns, you see.

The Word of the Day was

MERCURIAL, adj.
A rapid and unpredictable change of mood.

Example:  Freddy Mercury had a mercurial birthday and is currently orbiting around Planet Mercury playing Mercurial Rhapsody.

We hope the Terri Fan Club will continue to visit us!  Everyone is welcome to our Club's 60th Anniversary Party on September 16th chez DTM Mary Helen and Jim D.'s.   A Zoom alternative will be available for geographically-challenged members and friends.

Here's the link to the recording:


See you next week!  

Mercurially submitted,

Ana I.
Recap Writer