Thursday, April 24, 2025
Farewell, Bon Voyage, Hasta La Vista, Aloha Nui - a pelagic meeting at EarlyBirds!
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Palantine's, Remix Part II, The Next Chapter - a gallant morning in EarlyBirds
Friday, December 20, 2024
Christmas Topics, "Tis The Season and The Night Before Christmas - a sparkling azzure morning at Early Birds!
Dear Members, Guests and Friends,TM Aleta dazzled us with Christmas topics. Who knew that...* TM Chris is feeling Christmas more than ever trimming Christmas trees on a residential cruise currently in Paname.* TM Terri's best thing that happened since last Christmas is the recovery of her sons which is truly miraculous.* TM Jose has given back incorrect change in his favor to skeptical cashiers and received a random act of kindness that has led him to a much more geographically desirable ophthalmologist.* TM BeckyJo (hereinafter to be known as BeckyJoy) aspires to learn to unmute and being on time to Toastmasters, and experienced the first miracle last night when she was 3 minutes early to pick up friends to attend the Days' Christmas Bash. She Won Best Table Topics Award.* DTM Mary Helen's favorite way to serve others in Christmas is to do the polls in EarlyBirds and to say errs and ummms with reckless abandon.* TM Gail ranks #1 in the Geeks' Fan Club and is determined to create a Geeks on Tour International Holiday when dense members can finally learn to find their own photos, for Pete's sake.Along came prepared speeches...* TM Marie recounted when John The Baptists, who lived off locusts and honey in 1 B.C. (Before Christmas) baptized people in the Jordan River and told them to Repent, nowadays a philosophy of "want what you have rather than getting what you want" or as Steven Stills put it "Love the one you're with"... She Won Best Speaker Award.* TM Jim G. lived up to our annual tradition with a rendition of "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C. Moore, outfitted with a Panamanian Santa Claus jacket and displaying a prodigious memory.Regarding the evaluations...* TM Gail praised TM Marie for reminding us what the Season is really all about and her examplary use of vocal variety, eye contact and not wasting precious time. She Won Best Evaluator Award.* TM BeckyJoy loved TM Jim G's adherence to tradition and challenged him to channel the characters, list the raindeer with more gusto and for Saint Nicholas' sake, wear a hat!The Word of the Day wasAZZURE, noun, verb, adjective - multifaceted word all rightExample: In October 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean azzure.The link to the recording will be sent separately.Merry Christmas to allSee you next week!AnaRecap Writer
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Festive topics, Ships Ahoy and Herding Cats - a benevolent morning at EarlyBirds
Thursday, July 4, 2024
4th of July, 4th of July and Leadership - an interdependent Independence morning at EarlyBirds
Thursday, March 21, 2024
Visuals, Humor and Zoom Faux Pas: an accentuated morning at EarlyBirds!
Thursday, February 8, 2024
Black History Month Quotes, Corporate Secrecy and AI - an audacious morning at EarlyBirds!
Thursday, December 21, 2023
Profound revelations, Ephemeral Life and A Visit from St Nicholas - an elaborate morning at Early Birds!
Thursday, November 2, 2023
Fwd: Great topics, Google in London, Part I and Part II - no phubbing at EarlyBirds!
Thursday, September 21, 2023
A benevolent morning at Earlybirds
- TM Aleta listened to Creedence Clearwater Revival whenever she needed to find the bathroom - she won best Table Topics
- TM Randolph had to make up stuff about the British Invasion and the war of the bands
- TM BeckyJo remembers exactly where she was when Kennedy was shot.
- TM Tom Quinn also remembers exactly where BeckyJo was when Kennedy was shot
- TM Terry Sheckwitz saw with her own eyes when a man walked on the moon, contrary to those that think it was a video created by Artificial Intelligence
- TM Marie Rock crawled her way out of the covid era to teach us how to crawl into our own silent space to counteract the noise all around us
- TM Jim Guld showed us how to tame an unruly audience as he showed us how Toastmasters taught Lionel Messi to be a leader. He won Best Speaker
- TM Chris thought Marie was being very brave to stand up for the camera after crawling to get there. She won Best Evaluator
- TM Randolph wanted to see Jim's face as he slayed the unruly mob while giving a serious speech.
Thursday, July 6, 2023
Forest Gump Quotes, TM Hierarchy and Round Robin - a loquacious morning at EarlyBirds!
Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
Saturday, June 17, 2023
Memorable June Days, the Irish in America and Flag Day - a pliant morning at EarlyBirds!
--Dear Members, Guests and Friends,TM Aleta had us wondering about special June days. We discovered that...* DTM Jim D. favors banana splits with bacon so that he covers all the food groups in one fell swoop. He Won Best Table Topics Award.* TM Jim G.'s aunt was a certain Norma Jean of world notoriety who drew Jim to her bosom and he certainly liked it hot!* TM BeckyJo played tennis in Stanley Park, Vancouver, with a cuuuuute instructor who almost created a pickle between her parents and that's how pickle ball was born.* TM Tom wants flags to be disposed of with respect but meanwhile can't get TM Jim G.'s aunt out of his mind.* TM Marie has filed a petition in Court to have owners of tattered flags be fined and possibly thrown in prison and taught how to preserve flags in good condition.* DTM Mary Helen is fascinated to this day by the movie career of TM Jim G's aunt, eospecially after her movies were adapted for the small screen.* TM Randolph thinks there's a lot in a name and all his children have been conscienciously named because names are not to be taken lightly, in case you run into trademark/copyright issues and have to become "the person formerly known as xxx"In the prepared speeches...* TM Tom educated us about the daring and brave Irish, Germans, Italians who built the bridges in New York and dug the Erie Canal. We eat fruit from a tree we did not plant, for sure!* TM Jim G. displayed the US's manifest destiny from sea to shining sea in the progression of our flag, especially influenced by the pliancy of a certain mustached Tafty Taft. He Won Best Speaker Award.And then came the evaluations...* TM BeckyJo loved TM Tom's speech and asked him to contextualize it to an often geographically-clueless audience, and to bring sensory images to word pictures, such as the waves crashing against the pilons of the Erie Canal. She Won Best Evaluator Award.* DTM Mary Helen praised TM Jim G. for his expert display of visual aids on the flag at a time of year when we feel patriotic and for transmitting his warmth to the audience so flawlessly.The Word of the DAy wasPLIANT, adj.Able to bend without breaking; flexibleToo easily influenced or controlled by other peopleExample: Palm trees are famous for being pliant to hurricane strength winds - except when they land on top of the house roof!Here's the link to the recording:See you next week!Ana I.Temporarily voiceless Recap Writer
Thursday, March 23, 2023
Prominent Women Quotes, Water and More Water - a fluid morning at EarlyBirds!
Thursday, December 22, 2022
Holidays, Time and Old St Nick, a meeting imbued with the festive season
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Halloween, Bat Crazy and Raven Galore - an eerie meeting at EarlyBird Ghostmasters!
Thursday, June 30, 2022
Yellow brick road, Volunteering and Impersonating - a graceful morning at EarlyBirds
Thursday, January 27, 2022
Visuals, Mentors, Proteges and Pledge Drives - a sagacious morning at EarlyBirds!
Dear Members, Guests and Friends:
TM Chris started us off with pictures – which are worth 1,000 words…. We thus learned that…
- TM Jose likes cats that hang out to dry and used Jazmin the cat as a neckwarmer in frigid Montana in his college days.
- DTM Mary Helen was awed by the memorable rear view of Mt Rushmore:

- TM Lois was soooo excited that the python snake (?) in the picture was not 1,000 words. She’s happy to let science take over.
- Returning TM Jeff painfully recalled trying to learn stand up paddle boarding and looking more like a stand up comedian!
- TM Aleta called our Topic Master a stinker and gave a quick rendition of ‘dead skunk in the middle of the road’.
- TM BeckyJo reminisced about the day her father caught the Great Crustacean of the Keys and had the party to end all parties, where clothing was optional. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
We had fabulous prepared speeches….
- TM Jim G. reminded us that our first mentors and coaches are our own parents – his own Mom’s great breakfast-cooking skills are largely responsible for his happy 20-year marriage, and his Dad taught him perseverance and the ability to take the helm of any floating device – including aircraft carriers if necessary.
- TM Marie waved the flag of surrender, showed her vulnerability and asked for help, and was mentored by a wonderful woman who will be laid to rest this coming weekend, leaving an impressive legacy behind. She Won Best Speaker Award.
- DTM Kip has some sagacious strategies to increase his congregation’s Annual Pledge Drive – the main one is to talk to people about trivialities before hitting them up for money.
And regarding evaluations…
- TM Paolo enthusiastically praised TM Jim’s verbal melody and thanked him for taking us on a harmonious melody ride, and to please consider standing up and expanding his chest for better posture.
- TM Tom was entertained and informed by TM Marie’s speech and moved by the unexpected ending as a memorial to her beloved mentor/sponsor.
- Fundraiser TM Jeff totally feels DTM Kip’s pain and was so inspired by Kip’s new strategies that he may join the pledge without even knowing to which congregation. The power of a speech! He Won Best Evaluator Award.
The Word of the Day was
SAGACIOUS, adj.
Having or showing keen mental discernment and good judgement.
Ex.: The VP of Membership in EarlyBirds performs sagacious investigations to determine the whereabouts of meandering members.
Below is the link to the recording:
Link to recording http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flMo2qWbFwk
See you next week!
Ana I.
Sagacious Recrap Writer
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Solstice, Hannukah and Mentoring - an ethereal morning of EarlyBird Toastmasters!
Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
TM Jim G. led us in a Solstice Invocation, which marked the way to Solstice-inspired Table Topics by TM Aleta. We thus discovered that…
- TM Chris used to play midnight hopscotch growing up with her friends in Alaska, where solstice is known as an oxymoron. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
- TM Paolo used to like Florida’s hot, hotter and hottest seasons but after 20 years he now likes it cold, colder, coldest – but balmy indoors.
- DTM Kip does his level best to help the sun rise by reveling, partying, carousing and yuletiding – everywhere except in the Mediterranean, where the sun doesn’t need his help.
- I, Ana, agree that guests and fish get smelly after a few days. This applies specifically to in-laws, and excludes my dear brother.
- TM Marie is convinced that the elf-on-the-shelf is creating a new generation of paranoid humans with delusion of persecution. Her personal Santa Claus does not keep score.
And then came the prepared speeches…
- TM Lois told the story of Judah Maccabee, who led the Maccabean Revolt against the Syrians which gave birth to Hannukah, when she and her family have a Secret Maccabee Gift Exchange. Her gifts were heartwarming this year.
- TM Jim G. delighted us with an excellent rendition of “A Visit From St Nicholas”, a tradition started by late EarlyBird TM Neil many years ago. He Won Best Speaker Award.
- DTM Kip reminded us that in the world of speaking, laughs are gold. Call to action: Consider using a mentor, we don’t know how far we will go.
As far as evaluations…
- TM Paolo lauded TM Lois for her passion, enthusiasm and excitement and encouraged her to stand up for her next speech to give us a greater range of vision. He Won Best Evaluator Award.
- TM Marie praised TM Jim G., storyteller extraordinaire, for an almost ethereal impersonation of St. Nicholas, including the hearty laugh and the twinkle in the eye.
- TM Aleta commended DTM Kip for his speech on mentoring. Kip, mentor of mentors. Motivational speaker par excellence…
The Word of the Day was:
ETHEREAL, adj.
Extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world.
EarlyBirds voted to have another ethereal meeting next week, on the eve of New Year’s Eve.
Dates to Remember:
Jan 13, 2022 – Table Topics Club Contest
Jan 20, 2022 – International Speech Club Contest
Here’s the link to today’s recording: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1zCediohX8
Ethereally submitted,
Ana I.
Recap Writer
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Halloween Spontaneity, Party Crashers, Ghostly Travelogue and The Raven - a ghoulish morning at EarlyBirds!
Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
To mark the start of a FUN Halloween meeting, tuxedoed and top-hatted Amazing TM Aleta launched us with very a propos topics. We discovered that….
- TM Marie’s black cats – Puma, Suma and Sammy Miami – are very friendly and bring her good luck, although their noses and their warts protrude at night and they sleep freakingly close to the broom closet…. Just sayin….
- TM Jose plans to take flowers and clean the tomb of departed loved ones and then join millions of Madrid residents in a tumultuously horrendous traffic caravan straight to the nearest beach. It beats picnicking in a Mexican graveyard! He Won Best Table Topics Award.
- TM BeckyJo positively thinks stealing candy from a trick-or-treater bag is the crime of all crimes. BeckyJo’s own mother stole candy from her bag when she was 8 years old and BeckyJo is still in therapy to this day.
- TM Chris highly doubts she will meet a vampire or a werewolf because she, Chris, turns into a pumpkin at 7 pm and dreams about the headless horse in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
- TM Jeff is declining the offer of a high salary paid by now-hiring Ghostbusters, Inc. because he’s got too much going on right now getting married and whatnot.
- TM Paolo dearly misses his young daughters’ mischievous trick-or-treating in their outgrown Halloween costumes and will be a candy-hoarding Gondoliere trick-or-treater on All Hallows’ Eve.
We then proceeded to prepared speeches….
- TM Lois donned a feather mask and, party girl extraordinaire, told us of her memorable costume party where her younger brother exercised his lifelong role as party crasher.
- I, Ana, also donned the same feather mask (Party City special) and took the group on an otherworldy magic carpet ride of weird, weirder and weirdest superstitions.
- TM Jim G. looked the part in a maddeningly horrendous 18th century night cap and delivered his extraordinary rendition of The Raven. He Won Best Speaker Award.
As far as evaluations….
- TM Paolo loved TM Lois’s speech and is definitely counting on being invited to her next party. Otherwise he’ll crash it.
- DTM Kip liked my speech, word usage and my quick recovery from note-fumbling. He seriously encourages me to buy a White House-style teleprompter (currently a Best Buy special).
- TM Marie praised TM Jim G.’s delivery of the heart-wrenching story from love to madness, avoiding Raven singsong and making good use of a hoodie. She Won Best Evaluator Award.
The Word of the Day was
HORRENDOUS, adj.
Shockingly dreadful
Ex.: Horrendous is a catchy word – everyone used it multiple times during the meeting today.
Thank you, Kip, for taking on multiple roles – General Evaluator, Evaluator, Timer. You are truly an inspiration to our group.
Here’s the link for the recording:
link https://youtu.be/wYrbSnrLDCI
See you next week!
Ana
Recap Writer
Thursday, October 14, 2021
Humor, Humor and Zoomeranging - an indigenous morning at EarlyBirds
Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
I, Ana I., started the morning with comedian quotes:
- TM Lois is impatiently trying to slow down, a surefire way to achieve fast-acting relief – much like Dalka Peltzer.
- TM Carmine concluded in no uncertain terms that Elvis Pelvis will not be remembered in 100 years – while several in the meeting reported Pelvis sightings as Carmine spoke.
- TM Jeff had a near-meltdown while pondering on the incongruity of the misnomer rush hour.
- TM Chris reflected on her Book of Morning Meditation, The Jokes of Tao, and officially agreed not to pet sweaty stuff anymore.
- TM Marie admired the inherent quality of siblinghood’s life mission – to push buttons and annoy for a lifetime. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
- TM Jose is grateful not to live in northern neighborhoods where 22 hours of darkness are spent drinking and eating salmon. He much prefers eating tapas and drinking vino in 10 hours of light a day!
- DTM Kip compared North Carolinians, where he’s currently vacationing, to truck-driving rats. He unequivocally stated they are indigenous to the area.
And then we heard prepared speeches…
- In a move that was clear as mud, TM Aleta divided her speech into 2 parts and went rogue on the first segment. In the second segment, she avoided giving a sermonette, although she did quote humorous scripture which raised the endorphin levels of the crowd.
- TM Jim described the initially somewhat bumpy road from Denise’s to Zoomland and takes full credit for how we Early Birds have Zoomeranged. He Won Best Speaker Award.
Lastly came the evaluations…
- TM Tom praised TM Aleta’s vitality, enthusiasm, engaging talents, great sense of humor and was recently spotted signing up for Aleta’s Unconditional Fan Club.
- DTM Kip enjoyed TM Jim’s tale, “The Saga of EarlyBird’s Person-to-Zoom Transition” and has formally applied for the movie rights. He Won Best Evaluator Award.
The Word of the Day was
INDIGENOUS, adj.
- Living or occurring natively in a particular region or environment.
- Relating to the earliest known inhabitants of a place, and especially of a place colonized by the now dominant group.
- Opposing Cristoforo Colombo, Cristobal Colon, Christopher Columbus – who sailed west to go east, didn’t know where he had landed, but somehow managed to get financed -twice- by a woman, known familiarly as Isa.
- YouTube Recording link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBFzHxfzxk
See you next week!
Ana I.
Recap Writer