Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
TM Marie led us with Table Topics about Juno, the goddess of marriage and childbirth. Fun Fact: Juno Beach, FL becomes a weekend destination for many couples in distress and at least they get a nice tan.
* TM Paolo's first born bambina has just turned 13 and the fun is just about to start! Ma preparati....
* TM BeckyJo's pearl of wisdom is to keep it simple and not complicate things. You want to live a long life? Just don't die...As simple as that.
* I, Ana, pray for patience to say something nice to one particular person who shall remain in obscurity for the purposes of this dialogue.
* TM Pam is considering putting a lingerie bag to wash her cat in the washing machine. She would use the 'gentle' cycle, though, cat lover that she is...
* TM Aleta met her best friend over healthy fried chicken and waffles just prior to a serene and peaceful yoga class.
* DTM Jim D. loooves coffee almond mocha ice cream and limits himself to a conservative 1/2 gallon a day.
* TM Jim D's footloose and fancyfree attitude has propelled him to make most major life decisions by flipping a coin and ending up in Moscow... Idaho.
* DTM Mary Helen stated that effective communication stems from being genuine, such as the orphan kid from America's Got Talent who had the judges in tears. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
Along came the prepared speeches, both of which plunged into timeless disqualified obscurity...
* TM Jose gave us vertigo by taking us on a virtual ride on an Aston Martin Formula 1 KERS with carbon fiber, traction control and great camaraderie with the Red Bull team at 300 miles per hour.
* TM Chris taught us how to roll French "R"s by holding a #2 lead pencil in our mouth and pursing our lips just so while eating lots of mustard on baguette and plenty of vin in Dijon prior to boarding the barge at the ecluse. Merci.
As far as evaluations go...
* TM Paolo praised TM Jose's good pace, excellent pitch and broke his own tradition by lauding his use of headsets. Formula I virtual background a must for the next speech! He Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM Mary Helen gave TM Chris an "A" for her ability to sing Sur Le Pont D'Avignon l'on y danse, l'on y danse, sur le pont d'Avignon, l'on y danse tous en rond while eating fromage in front of the Mona Lisa (Gioconda for TM Paolo).
-The KERS Hybrid Brunch at the Gulds' on June 17 has been postponed till further notice. due to a TMI Learning Institute taking place that same day. Hold the mimosas!
-Next week, June 8, we will hold officer elections at our meeting. As DTM Kip used to say: "Vote early and vote often!" (Just like in our political elections).
-TM Aleta justified and attributed her abundant double clutches today to her double vision. Ahem....
The Word of the Day was
OBSCURE, adj.
Not discovered or known about; uncertain
OBSCURE, verb
Keep from being seen, conceal
Example: The Dark Ages must have certainly been obscure.
Here's the link to the recording:
See you next week!
Ana
Recap Writer Extraobscure
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