Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
We inducted our newest member, TM Gail. Welcome aboard!
Without wasting any time, we showed off our unequivocal truthtelling skills....
* TM Aleta's ex, ironically named "Spike" was a lineman for the county and built her a 3-story treehouse on a Pennsylvania Sequoia, where Aleta currently resides and breeds frequent flyer snakes.
* TM Chris panned for gold in the Yukon, befriended a pet porcupine and bonded with a Sasquatch Bigfoot Yeti with magical powers who returned her to her gold-digging parents. She Won Best Tall Tales Award.
* TM Tom owned a bar for immigrants called Ellis Island smack in downtown Casablanca and sold the movie rights to the producer of Grand Hotel.
* DTM Mary Helen is not sure which language she's learning but Babel Live has brought her BFF Ghanan poligamist Prince Money Moody Gumbo while DTM Jim ponders it all...
* DTM Jim D. is a self-proclaimed word -and scotch - massager who wants to fly again on Aeropol Pot #13 with VIP Xerob and Chairman SplashScotchIfThere'sNo Vodka.
* I, Ana, am volting for the Man From Paris, who is currently running for Woke Mayor of Miami Beach for the proliferation of black beans and platanitos.
* TM Jose traveled to hallowed sites like Benghazi and Tripoli, Libya, where oil sprinklers abound and now that Gaddafi is RIP, are converted into Olive Oil for Caesar Salads.
Because the order .does not alter the product (or so said my Math teacher back in the day), we then had Table Tropics, led by TM Aleta. We soon learned that....
* TM Pam is having margaritas and singing La Cucaracha in honor of Mexico's Patron Saint, San Patricio. Viva Chimichanga!
* TM Marie will spend Easter being Holy and gobbling down the perfect marriage - chocolate bunny ears combined with peanut butter. Or what's a heaven for???
* TM Randolph is spending Spring Break searching for food at a Broward Fairground just a block away from home with his foodie kids. No Elbo Room for him, no sireeee!
* TM Ricardo is planning a Toastmasters 100-year celebration in a Pacific deserted island. All we need is a grammarian and Ah Counter.
* TM Gail West is hiring a computer savage maid to do her spring cleaning while she luxuriously sits in a hotel balcony overlooking the ocean. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* TM BeckyJo mostly watches her garden keenly and intently and she looooves weeds, which provide food for bees and thus she supports the Nature Channel.
General Evaluator TM BeckyJo read Yoodlie (Artificial Intelligence, better than Natural Stupidity)'s Ah Counter report: Everyone scored 25 Ahs or more, 35 Errrs or more and 40 You knows in the course of the meeting. She marveled at our group's capacity to tell the truth, the complete truth and nothing but the truth - so don't help us God!
The Word of the Day was
PREVARICATOR, noun
A person who speaks falsely; a liar
A person who avoids precise truths, a quibbler, an equivocator.
Example: TM Pam is in direct competition with her prevaricator Rain Bird sprinkler timer for internet stability. Rain Bird prevails, most of the time.
Here's the link to the recording:
Equivocally submitted,
Ana I.
Recap Fibber
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