Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
We received the Club Inspection visit of our Area Director, DTM Tim M. Our hefty bribes paid off - we passed with flying colors!
I, Ana, started us off by confronting the starkly incipient advent of Daylight Savings Time. At the end, the process became clear as mud...
* DTM Mary Helen doesn't even need kids and pets who can't tell time because she's got a permanent menagerie in her mind.
* DTM Tim is precise like a Swiss watch to set his clocks on military time.
* Incipient TM Gail is not a morning person, so being at EarlyBirds is as productive as her Daylight Savings Time will ever get.
* TM BeckyJo has learned to change all her clocks, use AI, install software, traverse computer systems and is joining The Geeks Squadron. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* Incipient TM Barry has offered to give DTM Tim a crash course on understanding military time.
* TM Randolph is leading an activist movement to start Daylight Savings Time on Friday at 4 pm.
Along came the prepared speeches...
* TM Pam has guts, grits and werewithal to acctivate her confidence gene, which is sometimes on a dimmer switch. She Won Best Speaker Award.
* TM Aleta claims doing Evaluations has enabled her to hear a pin drop in a thunderstorm. For real.
As far as evaluations.go...
* TM The Tom praised TM Pam for not succumbing to her recalcitrant water pump which almost modified her planned tombstone epitaph. He Won Best Evaluator Award.
* TM Terri applauded TM Aleta's use of pompons as realia (objects and materials from everyday life, used as teaching aids) and was last seen headed to a sports outlet to buy some.
The Word of the Day was
INCIPIENT, adj.
Beginning to come into existence or to become apparent.
Example: The funnel clouds signaled the arrival of a nasty tornado. Run for it!
Next week the theme is TALL TALES - where everything goes.... except the truth!
Here's the link to the recording:
See you next week!
Ana I.
Incipient recalcitrant indomitable Recap Writer
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