Twisted Cliches, Age Whining and Of Being An Anchovy, an entertaining morning at EarlyBirds!

Dear Members, Friends and Guests:

 

We did not falter in the face of a morphing schedule, and I, Ana, started us off with some definitely twisted cliches….

 

• TM BeckyJo revealed that she's had some serious dreamy time warps and likes to access EarlyBirds from the comfort of her natural habitat.
• TM Aleta does not look gift unicorns in the mouth because their long protruding horn could cause irreparable indentations.
• TM Lois compared the souffle crumbles to an unfaltering resolve to approach every day crumble-free.
• TM Randolph urged everyone to let the confetti fall where it may, much like he does!
• Guest Brittany has great fun engaging in worldwide zoomeranging.
• TM Jim reminded us that after all, love is a battle between privates and corporals.
• TM Carmine rejoiced in not faltering to jiffy his way through life, in spite of shrinking parts.  He Won Best Table Topics Award.

 

We had 2 excellent prepared and unprepared speeches….

 

• TM Pam foresees the macabre day when the State of Florida (aka Heaven's waiting room) will renew her driver's license at age 102.
• In unprepared topics, DTM Kip pictured himself as an anchovy schooling in a can and the Communist plot to revise the Coca Cola recipe which led him to Pepsi.  He Won Best Speaker Award.

 

As far as evaluations go….

 

• TM Aleta praised TM Pam's ability to learn new tricks and her very clearly disdainful facial gestures as she recalls the motto:  no vax, no visit, no brainer.  She just got her 5^th booster.
• TM Chris praised DTM Kip's outstanding ability to be prepared to be funny and unprepared. It's all about eating the pizza slice pointing at him.  She Won Best Evaluator Award.

 

The Word of the Day was

 

FALTER, noun and verb

 

V: walk, talk unsteadily

N: the act of pausing uncertainly

 

Ex. When faced with smooth sailing, do not falter! Turn the boat engines on….    (Huh?? Whatever)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlyLYPAuYm4

 

See you next week!

 

Ana I.

Recap Writer