Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
TM Aleta inspired us with a timely invocation titled "Time Goes" and TM Chris explained the format of the meeting while soundly asleep. It's veridical!
I, Ana, introduced some extemporaneous quotes for extemporaneous speaking. We surprisingly learned these veridical facts:
* TM Aleta's funny bone is tickled by the turkey bones she wishes upon while strengthening her backbone with a rigorous exercise routine.
* TM Pam has mastered a nap technique which wins her the accolades of her husband and extended family.
* TM Jose achieves his desired goal of balance by eating pizza and cupcakes while taking a nap at the wheel of his 18-foot vessel.
* TM BeckyJo loooved the term "Plot Twist" and she will apply it all those times during the day when she needs to take a You-Turn.
* TM Randolph stated that he needs to make the best out of adult summer camp by actually going there instead of just thinking about it.
* DTM Mary Helen feels so age-invisible that she's seriously considering riding the Tri-Rail topless. That makes her happy.
* TM Chris was astonished to learn from her wise late mother that there is actually a destination called Club Med. That made Chris's life worth living. She Won Best Table Topics Award.
* DTM Jim D. had a daredevil roller coaster rider grandmother who forced him to ride one and he's been in therapy ever since.
Regarding prepared speeches....
* TM Tom alerted us to the stark fact that we, Early Bird Toastmasters, do not exist legally or veridically, according to SunBliss and Altruist. He invited some veridical opinions from the unsuspecting crowd.
* TM Marie unequivocally stated that we are not separate from God and we need to collectively engage in intimate prayer to uncover our veridical status at the bank. More will be revealed in her next speech. She Won Best Speaker Award.
As far as evaluations go...
* TM Pam refuted the veridicality of TM Tom's inquest. She pulled rank from her days as President of our Club, dba Not Your EarlyBird Toastmasters' Anymore.
* DTM Mary Helen praised TM Marie for touching the audience with the spark of an angel with eloquence, confidence and no stridence. She Won Best Evaluator Award.
Addendum:
* The National Anthem was a welcome addition and veridical enhancement to our patriotic experience during the Pledge. Thank you Jim!
* The entire Club has signed up for TM Pam's lessons on Napping Tips and Techniques for the Nap-Resistant and Sleepy.
* Ozzie, the Altruist Bank Clerk, has relocated to the Butte, Montana Altruist branch and will not release his extension number to the public.
The Word of the Day was
VERIDICAL, adj.
Truthful, coinciding with reality
Example: The word VERIDICAL has been veridically overused in this recap.
Here's the link of the recording:
See you next week!~
Veridically submitted,
Ana I.
Recap Writer
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