Dear Members, Guests and Friends,
Polifacetic TM Randolph set the tone with impromptu impromptus. We found out that...
* TM Tom's cat obeys his cat's coup d'oeils and follows instructions from The World According to Cat.
* TM BeckyJo signed a pre-nuptial with her broke soon-to-be-husband so he could collect $50 more as a married man. Oh to be young and wild and free again!
* TM Aleta misses the afternoon humidity in Fort Lauderdale when she did not have to use facial humidifier lotions.
* TM Val would love to watch her prudish aunts squirm while talking about sex in Family Feud.
* TM Marie would take a sunscreen spraying booth and her magic Kindle on a deserted island and call it paradise found!
* I, Ana, ask God to guide me during the day when I wake up and then all bets are off as soon as my feet touch the floor.
* DTM Mary Helen sleeps soundly on the back of DTM Jim's Harley, preferably with her own pillow in tow.
* TM Pam's youngest child impersonated cranes, snakes, lobsters and other creatures as a tiny toddler. Insanity is hereditary - we get it from our kids!! She Won Best Table Topics Award.
Along came the prepared speeches....
* TM Aleta remarked that timing is of the essence - the speaker must allow for pauses, applauses and guffaws so as not to blow past the alloted time. She Won Best Speaker Award.
* TM Marie reminisced about some of the strange bedfellows we've had in EarlyBirds - including but not limited to "The Massacre at the Gateway Theater in Fort Lauderdale" while wearing marbelized tie-dyed shirts by one of our former members.
As far as evaluations go...
* TM BeckyJo praised TM Aleta for being so engagingly funny and for taking funny on the road in whatever adventure she's sharing. She Won Best Evaluator Award.
* First time evaluator TM Val praised TM Marie for helping her, Val, immerse herself in the speech and experience the joy of blowing popcorn with a leaf blower during a cinematic massacre. Great job, Val!
The Word of the Day was
ANOMALY, noun
Something that deviates from the normal, from what is standard or expected.
Example: A boring EarlyBirds meeting would certainly be an anomaly.
Here's the link to the recording:
See you next week!
Ana I.
Recap Writer
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